Hermie thought he was the luckiest Elf in the world.
He talked Ariel and Ariel into meeting him in the tub, slipped between them, and gave the girls his signature suggestive-eyebrow-wiggle.
Hermie: So…what do you say I turn off the jacuzzi and let you ladies have your way with me?
Ariel One: This isn’t a jacuzzi. We had huge black bean & onion burritos for dinner.
Ariel Two: PBBBBBLLT!!! ‘Scuse me, I tooted. Again. Tee hee hee! Bubbles!
And that’s what you get when you try to trick a pair of innocent princesses into some naughty shenanigans, Mister Hermie. That’s. What. You. Get.
Elf submitted by Christy P.
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