Atticus the Elf On the Run

Sometimes an Elf Shaming doesn’t require much effort.

Atticus the Elf on the Shelf thought he was being clever, slipping into the kitchen when Mama Frugalista was monitoring her son wash his hands again in the middle of their cookie-making project.

When they came back, she noticed the beaters looked a bit cleaner than she expected, but didn’t think much of it.

That is, she didn’t until she heard the moans and Courtesy Flushes from the hall bathroom later that day.

Looks like one little Elf may have learned his lesson the hard way.

Four days of stomach cramps, fever and raging diarrhea from a case of salmonella poisoning will do that to a fella.

I suspect this Elf on the Shelf will stay on higher ground from now on.

Lesson? Learned.

Elf submitted Rebecca of Frugalista Blog
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That’s NOT the Bathroom

I’m feeling a bit queasy this morning.

All I wanted was my usual bowl of Raisin Bran for breakfast. 

I sleepily stumbled into the kitchen, swung open the cabinet and found Sporticus the Elf reading the paper and using my box of cereal for…. *barfs in mouth*

Was I chewing Raisins or Elf Poo all week? I’ll never know.

What I do know, is that the child locks have been reinstalled on all cabinets, and I no longer eat my favorite kind of cereal.

Breakfast? Ruined.

Elf submitted by Kim of LetMeStartBySayingBlog.com
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