Tag Archives: Poop

Atticus the Elf On the Run

Sometimes an Elf Shaming doesn’t require much effort. Atticus the Elf on the Shelf thought he was being clever, slipping into the kitchen when Mama Frugalista was monitoring her son wash his hands again in the middle of their cookie-making project. … Continue reading

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That’s NOT the Bathroom

I’m feeling a bit queasy this morning. All I wanted was my usual bowl of Raisin Bran for breakfast.  I sleepily stumbled into the kitchen, swung open the cabinet and found Sporticus the Elf reading the paper and using my … Continue reading

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