Chucky the Elf likes lots of things.
Some of the things he likes are a little rebellious.
Others result in a behavior that is a bit more depraved.
Having a seasonal preference isn’t something to be that ashamed of, but springing fresh wood each time an innocent mom strolls by definitely is.
Let’s hope Chucky is able to keep his love at a distance this holiday season.
And by “love” I mean “rock hard elfish wiener”.