Thanksgiving was last week. Wasn’t it delicious?
I thought so!
But Elizabeth wouldn’t know.
Because Elizabeth wasn’t invited to the family feast in her home.
How well did she take the snub?
You could say “not well.”
Note to self: do not piss off Elizabeth the Elf.
If you do so, she will quietly rip the heads off all the turkeys in the house and litter your kitchen with feathers of revenge.
It. Ain’t. Pretty.
See you next Thanksgiving, Elizabeth!
I PINKY PROMISE YOU WILL BE INVITED.
(Because you are one creepy little f*cker.)