“Purvis” the Elf? More like Pervert the Elf.
Normally laundry rooms are where the dirty stuff goes to get clean.
Not in this house.
Huffing & hot pink panties have turned this squeaky-clean Elf into a filthy perv with a one-way ticket to Santa’s Dry Cleaning Detention Center.
You might want to wear rubber gloves when packing him up, my dear. Who knows where his hands have been.
Actually…yeah. We know exactly where they’re been.