Everyone hopes they’ll get The Best Elf Ever each holiday season.
Maybe one with a sweet face and festive, jingly outfit!!!
What’s important to understand is that yes, elves come in all shapes, sizes, and colors…but it doesn’t matter what they look like – or how adorably innocent they appear to be.
They will always get into trouble.
Insane, but true, facts about elves:
1. They will always raid the candy and snack cabinet.
2. They will always try to swim in your marshmallows.
3. They will always find their way into your liquor cabinet (and sombrero wall hangings).
4. They will always read your porn on the potty (and probably not flush afterwards).
5. They will always twerk The Biebs, if given the opportunity.
So, really: TRUST NONE OF THEM.
Even “The Best Elf Ever” is insane in the elf brain. They just can’t help themselves.
(And you should probably lock up your Biebster at least ’til the New Year.)
Today’s Elf is Patti of Insane in the Mom Brain. She likes to raise money for good causes, like kids with cancer. You can help her do just that right here. I already did!
Follow Patti on her blog and Facebook.
Want to submit an elf? Email it to ElfShaming@Gmail.com