There are many, many (HOLY COW SO MANY) movie scenes in existence that are dark, disturbing, and unbelievably violent.
But, honestly, is anything more cruel than telling someone you’re going to don an imaginary straw from across the room to consume their delicious, frosty treat?
I SAY NOPE.
(Cue the creepy, sadistic, dark, finger-pointing psychological terror.)
Milkshakes are not to be messed with, sir. That’s just downright naughty.
Speaking of naughty elves, many a moon ago I was at the theater to see There Will Be Blood with a friend. At one point something caught our eye: there was a middle-aged couple totally making out a few rows ahead of us. I guess dark psychological films about terrible human beings are a turn-on to come folk?
I wonder whether they made The Naughty List that year. Hm.
I’m gonna go with “probably.”