Defending Santa’s honor is not a bad thing.
Getting blood on your hands is.
Every shopping mall in America has a “Santa” in December, ready to listen to kids tell him their Wish Lists and hand out lollipops.
Drop Dead Fred the Elf doesn’t have a problem with this.
He has a problem with
people puppets anyone else imitating The Man With the Bag. If there’s no line of kids or gifts to hand out, he gets very suspicous of the impersonator’s intentions.
He gets very defensive.
He gets very violent.
Just ask Animal, who thought it’d be a hoot to don a festive beard and cap.
Uh….nevermind. Unless you have the ability to talk to the dead, that is.
I have a feeling Santa will not be as pleased with Drop Dead Fred’s Citizen’s Arrest as DDF thinks he’ll be. I mean…it’s not exactly an “arrest” when you stab a Muppet to death just for dressing like Mr. Claus.
This is one Elf who deserves to be on The Naughty List. And in prison.