They knew the end was near.
And we’re not talking about the Mayan End-of-the-World thing.
The elves knew that this was the last weekend before Christmas. So they did what they do best.
GOT COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
Wayne & Billy went to a cabin in Big Bear with their cousins, partying hard with Barbie and one of those whorish Monster High Dolls.
But he wasn’t the only one into drugs and booze…
Blink the Elf surrounded himself with all the Holiday Ladies of the house, talking them into a one-man “celebration.”
Henry refused to leave the bar even ONCE to check on the kids.
Bob tried to get himself kicked out of the North Pole.
This guy became a Chippendales dancer.
Some cracked open their owners’ copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and put it to the test.
There’s many, many, MANNNNNNY more where that came from.
But at this point? I’m getting downright disgusted at all this debauchery.
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