7 Deadly Elf Sins: Lust

The 6yo gave Sporticus the Elf a cute teeny teddy bear.

Sure, it was a bribe because she had behaved in a way that she knew Santa wouldn’t quite approve of. But – other than that – it was an innocent enough gift.

The innocence didn’t last long.

Not long at all.

ElfShaming 7 Deadly Elf Sins Lust

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7 Deady Elf Sins: Gluttony

From every Elf on the Shelf Pinterest board I’ve seen, it appeared that elves live on itty bitty elf donuts (with sprinkles) and the occasional marshmallow.

It didn’t take long for me to realize that I had been misled by Pinterest, yet again.

Yes, they enjoy sweets.

But they also enjoy the lamb chops I was saving for my husband, my kids’ favorite angus beef meatballs, and pinot noir…in very large quantities.

Who knew something so small – whose job it is to sit around all day watching kids – had such a massive appetite??

Back to the grocery store I go…

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The 7 Deadly Elf Sins: Envy

I always thought that elves had 10 fingers and 10 toes.

I was wrong.

Then I figured that since they’re magical, and all, they wouldn’t care about this manufacturing oversight.

Again, I was wrong.

Envious Elf 7 Deadly Elf on the Shelf Sins on ElfShaming

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The 7 Deadly Elf Sins on ElfShaming

Lust. Gluttony. Greed. Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.

These are known as The Seven Deadly Sins, but when it comes to The Elf on the Shelf? They take on a whole new meaning.

Greedy Elf 7 Deadly Elf on the Shelf Sins on ElfShaming

Over the next couple of weeks, I’ll be sharing my own elf’s 7 Deadly Elf Sins, and invite you to join in:

ElfShaming 7 Deadly Sins Elf on the Shelf

 

Photograph your elf doing any of the 7 Sins and post it directly to the ElfShaming Facebook Page. The favorites will be featured right here on ElfShaming.

As always, I accept everything from adorable G-Rated sins to R-Rated. 

So show me what Santa sent you, however they’ve been sinning.

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