There are many things an elf can do in the evenings, such as:
- Go report the kids’ behavior to Santa
- Chip in at the toy factory
- Look for errant pine needles
- Unplug the exterior Christmas lights
- Remind the dog he’s being watched, too
- Do a better job of hiding the gifts in that poorly-tied garbage bag Mom hastily shoved in the closet
What do we see NOT on that list?
How about playing strip poker in Barbie’s Dream House?
Do these ladies even know that his felty frock doesn’t come off?
SHAME ON YOU, Mr. Elf.
Shame. On. You.
Now get back to work!