As much as you might resent having to remember every night to move your elf.
As tempting as it is to talk trash about your elf with friends.
As delicious it would taste to chuck that thing in the bin while enjoying a nice glass of chianti.
Please be careful not to piss it off too much.
These things are serious when it comes to sending a message.
Heck, it doesn’t even matter who did the pissing-off. Elves aren’t above using their own kind to make a point.
Trust me: this is not something you want to wake up to.