Here’s the thing about elves: they look like innocent felty folk who just want to steal candy canes and bags of mini marshmallows for adorable games of holiday hockey with passing chickadees and chipmunks.
I mean, yeah, of course they love doing that. Who wouldn’t?
But there are other things they love to do.
Other more…sordid things.
And if they can’t do them?
Another glorious daytime date ruined by a peeping elf.
The irony here is that this elf’s name is Diamond Snowfake. You’d think with a moniker like that he’d be a wee bit more original and classy than this, BUT NO.
(Am I the only one glad we can’t see what he’s doing with his hands?)