From every Elf on the Shelf Pinterest board I’ve seen, it appeared that elves live on itty bitty elf donuts (with sprinkles) and the occasional marshmallow.
It didn’t take long for me to realize that I had been misled by Pinterest, yet again.
Yes, they enjoy sweets.
But they also enjoy the lamb chops I was saving for my husband, my kids’ favorite angus beef meatballs, and pinot noir…in very large quantities.
Who knew something so small – whose job it is to sit around all day watching kids – had such a massive appetite??
Back to the grocery store I go…
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