Wendy is very, very busy.
She has a family, responsibilities – she’s even a food blogger! It’s not like the woman can always keep her eye on her elf!
But ohhh what an elf she has.
On Thanksgiving morning as Wendy unwrapped the turkey to begin preparations for a festive feast, guess who arrived in Bad Elf fashion?
Before the kids could see anything, Wendy yanked Elfie out of his hidey-hole and begged him to be better behaved. He’s supposed to be setting a good example for the children, right?
Yet as soon as she turned her back on him, he was dipping into the booze and rubbers…as well as the Barbies.
One can understand the little fella getting lonely after 11 months away in the
clink North Pole, so Wendy tried to forgive his sexual antics. She gave him another chance.
And guess what he did with that chance?
Yep, Scarface Elfie was caught snorting coke with a couple of princesses, a tea kettle, a snuggly critter on Ecstasy, and a very, very paranoid Smurf.
At this point you just gotta roll with the punches, and hope next year you get a better-behaved elf.
Good luck, Wendy. I think you’re gonna need it.