Alf the Elf is a good Elf during his days at the Hatton House. He does his elfy duties with nary a smirk.
But when the sun sets and After Hours Alf comes alive…it’s a whole different story.
Once the adults of the house are asleep, Alf gets his groove on with Angel the Tree Topper.
Sure, she exudes innocence with her golden locks and blushing countenance – but don’t let that fool you. She dominates their relationship, forcing her filthy ways on the impressionable Alf. He feels dirty obeying her commands, but he likes it. He likes it A LOT.
Alf’s excuse is that their complicated relationship only lasts one month a year, so, really, how can it possibly hurt to embrace the kink while he can?