It seems the Canadians can’t get their elves to behave, either.
I recently received the following letter from an ElfShaming fan:
After gambling and pole dancing – she even pretended to be Miley Cyrus on the wrecking ball – Shirley the Elf has reached a new low. I found her stretched out among the empty wine bottles with a mysterious white powder on her nose – along with a note from Rob Ford, the illustrious Mayor of Toronto.
I have done the responsible thing and sent her to rehab before Santa needs her to report to duty.
Please pray for me. She’s a bad, bad elf.
I have a feeling the mayor’s “maybe once” stance on crack may apply to Elves, as well.