Everyone thinks Shelley is The Best. Elf. EVER.
Sure, Tammy’s kids squealed with delight upon finding a gift from Shelley the good-natured Elf not long ago.
Celebrations were in order: The Elf on the Shelf was doing her job! The kids were being good! All was well and merry!
Tammy and her family were so pleased to have such a generous Elf on their hands. I mean, it’s not just any Elf that would be so generous as to get on Pinterest late at night for a recipe to create homemade snowman cookies, right?
That takes a kind, sweet, giving sort of Elf.
Speaking of giving…Who gave you the OK to eat those, Shelley??
Those aren’t for you! They were hidden in Mommy’s Secret High Cabinet for when the kids are asleep.
Bad elf! Don’t do that again!
[20 minutes later]
Oh, so you think you’re funny now? Stealing the kids’ favorite snack and pretending to fish with it?
Wasting all that food, just to pull a prank?
Not funny, Miss Elf. Not funny at all.
Now get your itty bitty felty booty back in the kitchen and bake up some more goodies to make up for this greedy gluttony, or I’m telling Santa.