This Elf’s Name Tells All

Jumbo hates to waste his gift.

I mean, his name IS “Jumbo.” Soooo….I guess it would be unfortunate if he kept his finest quality to himself.

It’s just that, well, his host mom, Shawn, isn’t a big fan of walking in on his gift in action.

Long, strong, flexible, AND hung like a reindeer: Impressive.


Constantly persuading the nutcrackers to service him: Shameful.

(Errr…I think…?) 

Elf submitted by Shawn of Shawnisms.
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