Some Elves shouldn’t be left home alone.
Also? Some Elf Owners shouldn’t be left home alone.
Instead of finishing all those home projects that have been lingering for ages, updating his will, or researching new manscaping devices, Midget Man of Steel got busy reading…
…the Kama Sutra sex position manual.
Then got busy finding his camera.
And gathering up his Elf on the Shelf buddies.
Sure, MidgetManofSteel should be ashamed of his perverse puppetry, but the elves were more than happy to go along with this little game. There was no will to bend, no persuading to do.
The Elves were very excited participants in this sick game of Show & Tell.
Very, very excited participants, the kinky bastards.
Which is why the Shelf Elf Kama Sutra post exists. Go ahead, take a look (if you’re over 18 years old, and a sick freak who likes Elves bending for pleasure).
Just know that if you enjoy it? You should be ashamed, too.
Have an Elf you’d like to submit? Find out how HERE.