I’m feeling a bit queasy this morning.
All I wanted was my usual bowl of Raisin Bran for breakfast.
I sleepily stumbled into the kitchen, swung open the cabinet and found Sporticus the Elf reading the paper and using my box of cereal for…. *barfs in mouth*
Was I chewing Raisins or Elf Poo all week? I’ll never know.
What I do know, is that the child locks have been reinstalled on all cabinets, and I no longer eat my favorite kind of cereal.